- "HELLO DAVE!"
- Papa Lazarou (recurring catchphrase, now a part of popular culture)
Papa Lazarou is a fictional character in the BBC TV comedy programme The League of Gentlemen. He appeared in two episodes, the Christmas special, and the film The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse. The character is part written by and played by Reece Shearsmith. Papa Lazarou has been listed as both the 8th and 14th most popular sketch of all time with British audiences, according to The Radio Times and Channel 4 respectively.
Papa Lazarou runs a circus. He appears dressed as a circus master and has a face like a black and white minstrel.
He later returned as a travelling peg salesman, and attempted to grab any unfortunate woman to take back to his circus to be his wife.
Despite originally only appearing in one episode, the character became very popular and, as a result, appeared in a third series episode, in which he used more elaborate methods to capture men and women alike, and imprison them inside the animals in his circus. He also has important supporting roles in the Christmas special and in The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse.
He has three diminutive helpers, called Simba, Pebbil and Tiktik. He collects wives, often by pretending to be a humble peg-seller then breaking into their homes and talking gibberish (Gippog) at them until they hand over their wedding ring, which works surprisingly often.
He has a book of wives - all of whom he calls "Dave" - some of which have been photographed on polaroid, but some of which must have lived over a century ago. Upon his first visit to Royston Vasey, he collected some wives, performed his show, then moved on when the audience's noses started bleeding simultaneously. When he returned, it was in the guise of a Keith Drop, an actor. He used the make-up tips he had gleaned from his wives to effect a very convincing transformation. As Keith, he got a job at the charity shop. This led to his discovery when the real husband of one of his wives found some of her jewellery among Keith's donations. Lazarou evaded capture, however, and simply imprisoned all of his wives and anyone who tried to follow him in his circus animals.
Gippog is the Gibberish language that Papa Lazarou speaks. In the first episode of the second series, it is revealed by his "Wife" that the language is entirely made up as he goes along, which leads soon-to-be-stolen housewife Mary Hobbs into a new life with Papa.
In the Drury Lane show it is a recreation of the Hello Dave Sketch.
In the Pantomime Papa is introduced as a dangerous character whose most recent credits was playing Marilyn Manson on Stars in their Eyes. He does his fake psychic trick to a widow in the audience (played by Steve Pemberton) who becomes his next wife and in his cave he disposes of her. He then asks the Mirror Slave who is Hilary Briss trapped behind glass, if he has all the wives he needs but Briss reveals he misses the one who will fit the Crystal Moon-boot. Papa then throws a ball but at the end he has failed to find the one until Tubbs appears he chases her but when she screams for help Neds in his car drives though only to crash. But when he does catch Tubbs her foot is too big for it, when Barbra Dickless appears turns out the boot is hers and when Papa asks for her name before she used to be "Dave" lifting her skit, Papa in horror jumps into the Magic Mirror killing himself and freeing Briss who turned out planned it all along.
His face really is black and white like a minstrel, and he has to paint over it with make up to appear normal.
His hair is black and frizzy, and bears a notable resemblance to Jeremy Dyson's hair, who unlike the others, does not appear as any regular characters. His teeth are yellow, and his hands are white, and covered in rings - the wedding rings of his 'wives'.
The name Papa Lazarou was derived from Peter Papalazarou, who was the landlord of a flat in which Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton lived, where he would ask for Steve even if Reece was the only one there. The sayings in the show are entirely fictional and for comedy purposes.
One of the oddest aspects of the character is how he has managed to become a figure in popular culture. The magazine 'Bizarre' featured Papa Lazarou on its front cover, as if he were a real person. Various people have noted him as their favourite character, and he has numerous fan sites.
Papa Lazarou was a key element in their publicity material for the League of Gentlemen's live tour.
The Series 3 scenes that show Papa Lazarou captured have many parallels with The Exorcist (even down to substituting the name of Charity Shop worker Merrill for that of Father Merrin). Papa Lazarou's "Book of Wives" is full of pictures of various crew members. According to the Series 3 DVD commentary, Papa Lazarou's first name is Peter.